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I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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