I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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