I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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Someone shattered a urinal.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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