hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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