I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My breasts were aching with rage.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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