I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize