sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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