all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
There r osticjed everywhere
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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