You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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