I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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