got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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