think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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