Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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