wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Actions speak louder than pants.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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