I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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