was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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