This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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