And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You can't motorboat a personality
im six kinds of drunk right now
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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