What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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