How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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