it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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