your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You are the jesus of drinking
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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