I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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