Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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