Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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