shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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