She went from zero to smokin in five shots
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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