Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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