Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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