I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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