I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Is it because I queefed?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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