Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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