Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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