What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you have to choose: penises or morals?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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