He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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