Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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