I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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