She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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