I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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