god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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