You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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