Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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