Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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