I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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