Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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