So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Text me some of your sweat
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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