So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
that may or may not have been my penis.
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