I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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