I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Sext me about skeletons
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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