I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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